The Living Deadbeat

The Virgin Mary is such a slutty alien god monster.

Alan Dudley from Birmingham had this to say of the scientific breakthrough – “Screw you Universe! Om nom nom.”

“We just had nothing in common.”

Over the past several months, North Korea has tested a number of short-, medium- and long-range missiles. This much we already knew. What we did not know however was about the development of crazy flying super-asians!

This picture, from the wall-street journal, was taken last thursday and illustrates the awesome power of these Korean superman. These East-Aisan monster’s can, at the very least, fly and break ceramic (maybe even porcelain) tiles with their forheads. Scientists believe these “super-powers” to be linked to either “severe radiation poisoning”, “an inovative super-soldier serum” or “creepy Dracula magic”

I for one welcome our Korean overlords and our avian super-bretheren!

Mr. Chainsaw counter attacks Korea!