The Living Deadbeat

Some academics in Ottawa have published a paper that seeks to determine, scientifically, which side would prevail in a human-zombie showdown.

From the BBC:

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity’s only hope is to “hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often”.

They added: “It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else… we are all in a great deal of trouble.”

Adoresble/Ignorant Pillock

I knew this day would come. Using their irresponsibly twisted reasoning those naysaying vegans have taken yet another food item off the menu of life. Apparently now its amoral to eat things that look like happy little animals. The last time they tried to pull this was when Seamus O Sullivan found a potato shaped like a Teddy Bear. I believe we’re all familiar with THE IRISH POTATO FAMINE. Pinko commy life haters!

The Virgin Mary is such a slutty alien god monster.