The Living Deadbeat

Some academics in Ottawa have published a paper that seeks to determine, scientifically, which side would prevail in a human-zombie showdown.

From the BBC:

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity’s only hope is to “hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often”.

They added: “It’s imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else… we are all in a great deal of trouble.”